Waiting for Someone

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From: TheViciousOne <vicious@brutal.ko>

Subject: Waiting for Someone

Date: Sat, 18 Jul 2026 11:57

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From: TheViciousOne <vicious@brutal.ko>

Newsgroups: rb.alt.humor

Subject: Waiting for Someone

Date: Sat, 18 Jul 2026 11:57:57 -0400

Message-ID: <5bae9f81-e133-488f-b3b5-00a262a5bb32@rootbadger.com>

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Has anyone ever said, "I'll be there in five minutes," and actually meant five minutes?

Five minutes isn't a measurement anymore. It's emotional support.

"I'm five minutes away."

From where? Yesterday?

--
Robvicious
"Who the fook is that guy?!"

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